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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
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Dita Von Teese
let me be youu
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YES
I have lost my ability to can. Good lord.
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- Everyone else: I'm gonna miss everyone so much!
- Me: Fuck you all, I'm out bitches!
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.
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THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T BLINK
NEVER FUCKING BLINK
i dont watch dr who but i laughed my ass off lol
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this.
omfg this…
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Shit just got real fast didn’t it?
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Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:
